Through complete randomness today I found The Kingdom Of Loathing.

Yeah I have a Samsung M300 crappy old cellphone. It isn't fancy and it doesn't have all the bells and whistles… but it does allow me to make and take phone calls. I thought it might be nice though if I could be as cool as my friends with a pinhead ringer. I found it isn't so simple with this device, but it is possible. I found a post at sprintusers.com and thought I would reproduce it here in case that site ever lost it and because I plan to use this info again).

1. Trim your mp3 file to 20 seconds [MPTrim]
2. Convert your mp3 to QCP file format at Media Convert – Select “Pure Voice File” .qcp as output format
3. Get a USB Data Cable for your Samsung M300 (possibly on eBay)
4. Attach your phone to your computer's usb port
5. Install Samsung CDMA Technologies Driver
6. Download Bitpim
7. Add your QCP file as a ringer and your M300 will restart
8. Go to Options on your phone and set your ringer

OK, so to make up for the extended posting absence I present… TWO Guild Wars shots. :-)

The first is a brutal ping time of over 30 seconds…

and the second is LTJ's current status on the KoaBD track

you go into debt
because there are things you need
the bank owns your life